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Showing posts with label i need to quit drinking margaritas evidently. Show all posts
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Monday, September 26, 2011

i'm infecting you with this, just as i was infected.

well, in recent news, i have a new girlfriend.  she is quite adorable, but i don't know if i can post pictures yet. i'll let you know.  ^_^

my new girlfriend Sarah and i went drinking with my dad... and i found out something i REALLY wish i'd known before. the place where we go that serves the frozen margaritas that i love, for 2 for $5 at happy hour...
yeah. evidently, there's two shots in each frozen margarita. so 3 margaritas evidently = 6 shots of tequila. well, that explains why i came home totally plastered after 4 margaritas that one time.

this time, it was 3 margaritas.  and then we went to another bar.  i put 2 nice big glasses of wine on top of that...
suffice to say, there was definitely some drunk going on that night.

Sarah recently infected me with this song.



i can't get it out of my head to save my fucking life, and it's been a week.  so i'm sharing, because i love y'all so much.

somehow, on our incredibly drunken night,
"can't hug every cat"
turned into
"can't hug every Matt, but i can hug this Matt!"
which turned into
"can't fuck every Matt, but i can fuck this Matt!"
yeah.

but you know what?



"i just had sex!"