i tell you guys first, because i love ya.
remember "Bag of Hammers" girl? Remember This Job?
guess who caught Bag of Hammers jerking off some customer in VIP the other night?
well no, not me, actually.
i know, i'm soooo disappointed.
but one of my friends caught her, and that's almost as awesome.
see, i hate this girl. i hate her to an almost-irrational extent. but it's not quite irrational.
see, this girl used to be my "manager." and despite being stupider than shit, she was *supposed* to be scheduling us. of course, she failed utterly at that. and she was fired eventually, before i was, which pleased me to no end.
but that's not why i hate her.
i hate her because she is younger than me but has an attitude problem. i hate her because she treated me like shit at that other job. she told me things like, "your hair looks like shit" and "your clothes are too baggy, you need to wear tighter clothing" and "don't even bother, because you'll be gone soon enough."
she stomped on my foot hard enough to bruise it for a week one night, and she did it twice in a row, which made me think it was deliberate. this bitch did everything one can possibly do to make me want to quit - and i don't scare or intimidate easily. she never intimidated me; she pissed me the fuck off.
and i bit my tongue, because i needed the money, and i figured it just when she was fired.
so yes, it was gratifying to see her on my turf - until i realized that i had to be in the same room with her. and she is a mean hustler. she will play every dirty trick in the book. still, she was getting rather more business than she had any right to get - and we all wondered why.
until SJ caught her turning tricks in VIP.
see, now we know. and now, the manager knows, and the house mom knows, and it's only a matter of time before she is OUT OF THERE.
it doesn't get much more damning than an eye-witness for someone doing illegal shit in VIP. that sort of thing managers take seriously, since it can get a club shut down.
so yeah. i am counting days when i don't ever have to see that bitch again!
if she wants to beat off old men in VIP, then let her do it at one of the scuzzy clubs down the street. and i won't have to bother pretending that i don't want to beat her in the head with a stripper heel!
and everybody will win.
congratulations? that's the great thing about stupid people. you can always count on them to act stupidly. :)
This was so exciting! I felt like I was watching a TV show or something... and I don't think it's just because I'm high right now.
hehe, i'm a tv show!
(i DO get along pretty well with stoners, yes!)
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