R: "i know what you need to be when you grow up..."
R: "okay, first you have to go to gynecological college..."
J: "gyno- ... gyneco, gynecological college?"
me: "you can't even say it!!!"
R: "yeah. then, you need to go to Preacher college, and then buy a really big van..."
J: "keep going, i like this..."
R: "print on the side...
...and then go around..." ::pantomimes doing an exam::
J: "Oh Happy Day!!"
we all die laughing.
J: "yeah, well, you know how we could have prevented this. it sure wasn't jesus that came into you..."
ladies and gentlemen, i present a mere snippet of my 12th grade high school english class...that so happened to be written down in a random notebook.
(yes guys, you're welcome for not using your full names!)