competition time... who can name it best??

i've been deviously slaving away over in my branch of blogdom, creating new debauchery.

now, i'm looking for a name for this brand-new comic strip i'm going to be debuting in the next few months...

keep in mind this is only a preview strip - i haven't really started in on plot & all that shit yet.
and since i'm a writer, naturally i'm going to obsess over plot and make everything "perfect" before i embark upon this project.
but i've been cracking myself up, and i wanted to share just a taste with you guys.

but before i can have plotlines and such, i need a name for this strip.

now, keep in mind:  this strip is SO not all about cheerleaders.  it involves gay girls of all stripes...

so yeah.

who's got a brilliant name for a comic about lesbian barbies??

there may be a prize involved.  definitely all suggestions will be posted on the blog.
okay, GO!