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Showing posts with label drunk of the week. Show all posts
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Monday, May 30, 2011

memorial day drunks

ladies & gents, don't invite this one to your wedding:



this lady had to try asking me about the photobooth THREE TIMES, before she got out a coherent English sentence.  and no, she is not speaking it as a second language.

slur, slur:  "have you seen mah shooooes?  where are mah shooooeeess!!!"
she has them in her hands.

ohgods. 

yeah.  this is the type of crazy and stupid i deal with, every weekend, when i do wedding gigs. 

mommas, don't let your children grow up to be alcoholics. 

cowboys don't hold a candle to this shit.