ladies & gents, don't invite this one to your wedding:
this lady had to try asking me about the photobooth THREE TIMES, before she got out a coherent English sentence. and no, she is not speaking it as a second language.
slur, slur: "have you seen mah shooooes? where are mah shooooeeess!!!"
she has them in her hands.
yeah. this is the type of crazy and stupid i deal with, every weekend, when i do wedding gigs.
mommas, don't let your children grow up to be alcoholics.
cowboys don't hold a candle to this shit.