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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

blame Tazer

she started it.

and of course, i had to figure out how to out-dumb the master, soooooo...

barrel bowler:


obviously.

dinosaur fries:


dinosaurs might be the worst cooks on the planet...
either that, or this is what their shit looks like after a bad night of fast food.

flying snickers:




close, google, but no snickers bar for you.

jello sportscoat:


evidently the Japanese do it, although i'm not quite sure how...

fuzznuckle:


come to think of it, his knuckles probably are pretty bushy.

glomstick:


what you are, when you end up in this position, evidently.

secure pants:


THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS SECURE ABOUT PANTS JESUS

yuff nuts:


because you'll "yuff" after you eat it?

now, i will apply a flamethrower to my brain, because one of these searches popped up a pic of a guy with a belly hanging past his knees, and BLARFFFFFFF

2 comments:

Tazer said...

WTFH AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH dirty undies!! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Angela said...

EVERY TIME I see this, I start laughing so hard that I inhale wads of the pillow I'm lying my face on. You're going to end up killing me for reals....