so, this just happened: (read bottom to top, yadda yadda)
i'm not even exaggerating or making this up.
the really shitty part is that this is the Professional Laptop, the one on which the photobooth things happen, and it crashed at a really, really bad time. like "whoops, there goes my job, maybe" kind of epic bad timing.
do yourself a favor: don't ever, ever let me near your beloved electronics again. hell, i'm afraid to touch my damn computer. please don't crash, mr. mac.