i'm assuming this, because my dad got me
anyway, that's not what i am here to write about, although my dad is hil-AR-ious* and could spawn an entire blog's worth of quotes. if i'd thought of "shit my dad says" before whoever thought of it did, i could have smacked his dad clear out of the water. but that's all history.
whatever. there are more important things to discuss.
i will assume that sneezing while pissing does happen to everyone. i'm sure it's messier for dudes, if it happens. but who cares. it probably does happen to everyone. but it's especially hilarious for the womens out there, because we can hear it happen, VERY clearly.
we've all been there, don't lie to me. while you're peeing, that sneeze will sneak up on you. you're peeing, and all of a sudden - aaaaahhhh -chooooo!!!!!!
and your pee stream goes from teenkle-tiiinkle to whoooooshhh-spahlOOOOshhh within 1.3 seconds.
and then you're back to that whole tinkle shit, thinking, wow, if only that sneeze thing happened more often, i could pee three times as fast, only if it did, you'd probably piss all over the bathrooom.
ahem. not that i'm in the habit of pissing all over the bathroom. or for that matter, that it's happened at all
*points accrued if you get this reference.