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Saturday, June 25, 2011

anatomy of killing a migrain by poking it in the face with a sharp stick

jesus fuck, my head hurts.  quick, attack the headache with an ice pack!!!

fine, you bastard migraine.  not going away?  i'm gonna eat your fucking face.

or maybe just smoke a crap ton of pot ahem, perfectly legal tobacco products in hopes that the fucker headache will buckle under the pressure.

still not gone?  ::attacks with more weed::  bitch, i'mma smoke your ass!  (heh)

or, you know, you could take the great advice of Peaches, and fuck the pain away.

and shit, if that doesn't work, i don't even know what to do retire to your bed and moan and piss and whine with a lavender-stuffed pillow and hope that your dude/lady will bring you a nice cold caffeinated beverage, and stop playing that goddamn music so loud because OMG MY HEAD IS POUNDING.

or, just smoke more pot.  eventually that fucker will go away.  even if i have to kill it with a spear.

 or my gofuckyourself gun.

or maybe you should try drinking.  cuz that hangover isn't gonna go away all by itself.

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