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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

so, i'm a total heathen, and i don't celebrate easter.

i do celebrate the spring equinox, but that was a while back, y'all.

i was always one of those incredibly perverse kids who refused to believe in santa, the tooth fairy, and especially the easter bunny.
so while my brother was a convert, i was the one smeared with chocolate after i'd eaten the chocolate bunny's ears, screaming "he's not reeeeal!" at my brother.

i must have been the worst older sister, ever.

however, my mom still brings me an easter basket, so i figure i win. if i'd tried to believe in the easter bunny, maybe the candy baskets would have stopped with the belief... one never knows....

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