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Saturday, July 9, 2011

KINKY!!!

my BFFFL Anthony, has been the Bonnie to my Clyde for many years now.
we have good times.
i think he and i first cemented our relationship when he got shitfaced this one time, and i had to wrestle him out of his leather pants and put him in my bed.  first thing he said when he got up wasn't "where are my damn pants???" but instead, "damnit, you're such a cuddler!"

thanks to Anthony, i've accrued a couple of firsts, this week.  

he called me today to gush about his new Dude, who seems really amazing, if i can gauge this man through Anthony's viewpoint, and a phone. 

annnyway, we were chatting, and he goes, "Oh!  I have to tell you this."

now.  whenever these words come out of Anthony's mouth, i always know something really good's coming.

"I thought of you during sex!!!"
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, we (he & his dude) were having fun kinda throwing each other around a bit, and I was imagining you saying how smaller guys were so fun, because you could throw them around, and then I imagined that evil grin of yours, and I couldn't help it, I laughed during sex.  He asked me what I was laughing about and I was like... I'll tell you later."

he went on, blissfully describing his man, until he spurted out this gem:  "oh, I'm getting all horny just thinking about him!"
i said, "so...  this is also the first time i've given a gay man a hard on... over the phone."
"Exactly!"  he said.

my Hell Party is gonna be the best party of all time.

5 comments:

PorkStar said...

hahaha damn that made me laugh

Lilscorpiosweetie said...

hahahahah Your party is gonna rock!!

Seriously that is amazing to give a gay man a hard on over the phone. Congrats!!!

Satan said...

i do aim to please!
myself, that is. ; ]

alonewithcats said...

Awesome. You are a woman of many skills.

Satan said...

why thank you!
also, glad to see you're reading!